John Toon Cartoons

Started: July 2010.

John is a member of our club who is also in the cartoon biz. Appropriate enough given his surname. Below will be some that he has allowed us to put on the website. Copyright remains with him. If you want to publish the cartoons anywhere, please contact him.

Until I get permission for an email address, I will simply link to John's blog. Until then, you can always email me and I will forward it - Anton


John Toon cartoon

I am not sure what is in the catapult but assuming a flexible scalable military response is required, I'd guess a condom containing a soupçon of holy water. I think we can all agree on that. Whose holy water, who blessed it and so on, well, that is where the defense analysts differ. You do realise of course that this is a Pentagon surveillance camera shot and is classified SupraOvalOffice Secret, meaning anyone is allowed to see it except the President who has to be able to maintain plausible deniability. 

Oh well, moving on then. Did you realize that the c-cedilla in soupçon comes from the Visigoths and is is a form of z (as in Vizigoths), so they are really Viçigoths. But if you ever see a big guy wearing black and carrying a battle axe, don't call him Vikky. They are very touchy about pronunciation.

This isn't an irrelevancy. John Toon dresses like a Visigoth. Well, no battleaxe or war paint,  but he does have a big black coat that I'd look silly in and he doesn't.

More cartoons.

John Toon cartoon - Jupiter's bit red spot

Visigoth chart

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